My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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