But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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