just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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