The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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