I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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