This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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