whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i barfeds in our rink
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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