did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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