Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I could fuck to npr.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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