That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Randomize
