As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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