What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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