do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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