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(804): View more from Virginia

Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.

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(586): View more from Michigan

just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.

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(360): View more from Washington

Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.

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(703): View more from Virginia

If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months

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(315): View more from New York

All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night

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