ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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