I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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