I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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