Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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