I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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