I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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