Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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