Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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