you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
as a side note pls kill me
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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