I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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