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Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
pop tarts are not kleenex
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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