Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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