I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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