therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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