Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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