You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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