I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
foreskin is a definite game changer
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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