did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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