Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
time to smoke my breakfast
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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