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What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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