Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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