He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He has the fingertips of a God
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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