i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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