Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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