I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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