Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
