I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Holy shit dude........stairs
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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