Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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