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(609): View more from New Jersey

Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count

(1-609): View more from New Jersey

You don't understand. I'm not like you.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Milquetoast, coolest word ever.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.

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(757): View more from Virginia

He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.

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(404): View more from Georgia

We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.

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(317): View more from Indiana

i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..

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(209): View more from California

One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket

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(716): View more from New York

The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?

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