i think i have two assholes
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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