I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
