I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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