he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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