he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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