He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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