if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i came on her dog
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
