whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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